If you’re searching for a place to stay,
In Bridgwater, you’ll find your way.
With letting agents in Bridgwater town,
You’ll soon find a home where you can settle down.
The Somerset skies may be a bit grey,
But the charm of this town keeps boredom at bay.
You’ll visit the docks and feel quite the breeze,
With seagulls above eyeing your chips and your cheese.
The Carnival comes, and you’ll dance in the street,
With floats so grand and the sound of drumbeats.
Don’t miss Blake Gardens for a nice bit of green,
Or watch a cricket match, if that’s your scene.
Pop to the Quayside for some fish and some chips,
Mind the pigeons—they’re quick with their dips!
Explore the High Street for knick-knacks and tat,
Or pop into the pub for a quick pint and a chat.
Hinkley Point may buzz with nuclear light,
But Bridgwater stays calm, and its nights are quite bright.
The locals are friendly, they’ll greet you with glee,
Just don’t block their driveways, or it’s war, you see.
So, if you’re renting here, get ready for fun,
With raincoats and wellies, and maybe some sun.
From quirky old markets to parks where you’ll roam,
Bridgwater’s a town that will feel like home.
And if your new digs have a strange kind of smell,
Don’t blame it on Bridgwater, it’s just the canal.
But you’ll laugh and you’ll love it, I promise you that—
Even if your ceiling’s held up by a cat!
